May 2013
43 posts
Why is everyone somuch more attractive when I drink. Legitttttttttt
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
ironicallyincestuous:
x-kitt-x:
ghostin-thewalls:
sovietkittens:
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL I HAVENT HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF 8TH GRADE IM STARTING TO WORRY
I think ned’s doing fine
I’d say he’s doing fantastic.
i’d say if he did me, it’d be fantastic
1 sentence descriptions of different Anime
Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Naruto: SAssSUUkKKkKKkEeeEEe
Black Butler: Corset scene
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Bleach: ban..........KAI
Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
K project: flaming homos
Durarara!!: IIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
Zetsuen no Tempest: i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: i love you loljk no wait i love you again
Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
Angel Beats: we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
Cowboy Beebop: see u space cowboy
Ao No Exorcist: im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
Hyouka: i'm...,,,cuRIOUS......
Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: what the fuck is going on
Tsuritama: i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
Gintama: neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
Shingeki no Kyoujin: teen titans go
One Piece: do you crap?
Heard this during the request hour while driving
Guy: Hey can I hear 'Teenage Dream'? We need music to cuddle to.
Radio DJ: Sure! Hey Katy Perry is pretty hot right? Wouldn't mind cuddling with her right?
Guy: Uh, yeah, sure.
Radio DJ: What's your girlfriend's name buddy?
Guy: .... His name is Patrick.
keyblades-and-chocobos:
nenilein:
celeritaschronicles:
professorlink:
i love the thought of KH characters getting dressed in the morning
like just imagining them putting on one belt
and then another
and another
and another
Squal gets up at 5 and leaves the room at 8.
Don’t even get me started on Final Fantasy characters…
I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you
xkyuketsuki:
heroinhopes:
thunder-blitz:
thunder-blitz:
thunder-blitz:
SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”
UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG
PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO MET AND GOT MARRIED BECAUSE...
Watchkrisallenr:
fuck
April 2013
146 posts
pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu:
darkpancakelord:
deckster:
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
How the fuck did it do that??????!?!?11!?!1/1?1?1?1?1??1/11/1/1/1!/1?!?!/1?!/1/1?!