Why is everyone somuch more attractive when I drink. Legitttttttttt
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
ironicallyincestuous: x-kitt-x: ghostin-thewalls: sovietkittens: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL I HAVENT HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF 8TH GRADE IM STARTING TO WORRY I think ned’s doing fine I’d say he’s doing fantastic. i’d say if he did me, it’d be fantastic
1 sentence descriptions of different Anime
Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Black Butler: Corset scene
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
K project: flaming homos
Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
Zetsuen no Tempest: i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: i love you loljk no wait i love you again
Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
Angel Beats: we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
Cowboy Beebop: see u space cowboy
Ao No Exorcist: im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: what the fuck is going on
Tsuritama: i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
Gintama: neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
Shingeki no Kyoujin: teen titans go
One Piece: do you crap?
Heard this during the request hour while driving
Guy: Hey can I hear 'Teenage Dream'? We need music to cuddle to.
Radio DJ: Sure! Hey Katy Perry is pretty hot right? Wouldn't mind cuddling with her right?
Guy: Uh, yeah, sure.
Radio DJ: What's your girlfriend's name buddy?
Guy: .... His name is Patrick.
keyblades-and-chocobos: nenilein: celeritaschronicles: professorlink: i love the thought of KH characters getting dressed in the morning like just imagining them putting on one belt and then another and another and another Squal gets up at 5 and leaves the room at 8. Don’t even get me started on Final Fantasy characters…
I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you
xkyuketsuki: heroinhopes: thunder-blitz: thunder-blitz: thunder-blitz: SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON” UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO MET AND GOT MARRIED BECAUSE...
pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast. How the fuck did it do that??????!?!?11!?!1/1?1?1?1?1??1/11/1/1/1!/1?!?!/1?!/1/1?!